Thrusting Into her Pussy
Thrusting Into her Pussy | Switching Penis Angle of Entry, Stroke, Rhythm & Positioning
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fertilize one egg
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
saggy boob
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
about masturbation
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
left nut, right nut
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
to fight boredom
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.
punctual from work
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex...
Two men broke into a drugstore
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.