fertilize one egg
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
saggy boob
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
about masturbation
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
left nut, right nut
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
to fight boredom
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.
punctual from work
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex...
Two men broke into a drugstore
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
panties with flowers
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
a threesome
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my p...
a dildo
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her y...
nudist colony
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
during sex
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the...
