Sexually Owning Her
Sexually Owning Her; From Seduction, Foreplay, Peak Arousal to Penetration Techniques
a pushover in bed
His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.
wife gave him a handjob
His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.
Two nuns are painting an office
Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get...
69 is now called 96
The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
difference between men and women
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
a genealogist and a gynecologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your f...
toaster and the slice of bread
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
bra and a hat
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
being in the military
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.