a dildo
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her y...
nudist colony
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
a threesome
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my p...
panties with flowers
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Two men broke into a drugstore
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
punctual from work
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex...
to fight boredom
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 19 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.
left nut, right nut
What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!
about masturbation
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
saggy boob
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
fertilize one egg
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
difference between balls and a pussy
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
difference between parsley and pussy
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.