bird of peace
If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.
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donkey and a chicken
If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of your cock up my ass.
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hungry and horny
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
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banana and a vibrator
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
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embarrass an archaeologist
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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being in the military
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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bra and a hat
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
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