bird of peace
If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.
donkey and a chicken
If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of your cock up my ass.
hungry and horny
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
banana and a vibrator
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
embarrass an archaeologist
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
being in the military
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
bra and a hat
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
difference between men and women
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
toaster and the slice of bread
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me!
a genealogist and a gynecologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your f...
69 is now called 96
The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
Two nuns are painting an office
Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get...
wife gave him a handjob
His wife gave him a handjob the other day using Vaseline. He came three times trying to wash that shit off.
during sex
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the...
a pushover in bed
His girlfriend thought he'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had him pegged from the start.
